mickeym: (pop_cramp!)
It's been WAY too long since I tortured y'all shared the goodness that is the Lava Lamp Story.

(Please note, the story is only hosted by [livejournal.com profile] adelate -- she DID NOT write it *g*)

If you've never read it, you should. It's badfic at it's badfic-y best (and definitely NOT to be taken seriously, though sadly, I suspect the actual author intended it to be serious). It's popslash, but don't let that scar(e) you away (leave that for the actual story *koff*).

Disclaimer thingy from the last time I posted the link: DO NOT read it while eating if you're 1) easily amused, or 2) squeamish in any way. I'd hate to ruin anyone's breakfast/lunch/tea/dinner/whatever. :)

Also, be sure to check out my Lava Lamp tag, because there are lots of fun links *g* Plus the comments in those entries? PRICELESS. [livejournal.com profile] turps33, [livejournal.com profile] nopseud I'm lookin' at you. :P

Oh, hell with it. It's always good to have all the links in one place, right?

[livejournal.com profile] turps33 did an illustrated version of the story.

And then there's the Top 15 phrases we never want to see in fanfic AGAIN, EVER.

(And y'all should know, I read this outloud at a fan-gathering, lo, these many years ago. Much booze was required, but fun was had by all *g*)
mickeym: (pop_cramp!)
It seems The Lava Lamp story strikes again. (Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... *koff*) [livejournal.com profile] without_me shared it with a friend, who was suitably...impressed *g* And doubted its authenticity! So far as we know, someone really wrote it, intending it to be a 'serious' story. One could even presume it was intended to be hot/sexy.

Personally, there's no experience that tops anything to do (hah, I said 'tops') with it quite like READING IT OUTLOUD AT A FAN GATHERING. Which I have done. With the help of liquor. *g*

[livejournal.com profile] turps33 did a fantastic illustrated version, with the help of the Nsync Marionettes. (PSA: Don't attempt to eat or drink while viewing it.)

It spawned a whole 'nother sub-genre of fic, the Cramp!stories (for the uninitiated, that would be Chris/Lamp).

And then there's the top 15 phrases we never want to see in fanfic again, EVER: )

PSA#2: Don't click that cut-tag if you have 1) a weak stomach or 2) you're eating and/or drinking

So. Anyone have any additions to that list? *g* Or want to nominate their, *koff* 'favorite' off that list? Personally, I'm torn between #6 and #13 as my favorite ;)

Seriously, as much as I love Sam and Dean, and Supernatural... I haven't yet found anything quite as amusing/horrifying/entertaining/weird/far-fetched as the whole lava lamp thing. It has a special place in my heart *g*
mickeym: (pop_cramp!)
In re-reading (and tagging and locking) past entries, I found that on this date in 2005 there was an amusing discussion (and a lot of twitching) in my journal about that Best of the Best of Badfics, the Lava Lamp Story.

Me, personally, I think it should be required reading for popslashers *g* Or anyone, really, but since the characters are pop boys, well. It's really special if you can find an idiot a victim someone really stupid someone to read it outloud at a gathering. Ahem.

The best addition to that entry, which I've copied here, came from Giogio, who listed the 15 phrases she never wants to see again, ever, even in badfic: )

So. Anyone have any additions to that list? *g* Or want to nominate their, *koff* 'favorite' off that list? Personally, I'm torn between #6 and #13 as my favorite ;)

ETA: For the love of Chris, people, don't read behind the cut if you're squeamish and eating! *g* I don't want to have to feel guilty about ruining anyone else's meals :)

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