mickeym: (misc_caramel orbs of DOOM)
So, this is the evilness [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster tormented me with, last night. I'm passing it along because, like my subject line says, badness should be shared ;)

I feel the need to emphasize (repeatedly!) that I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I didn't buy it (though apparently it's published *somewhere*, for money), I have nothing to do with it...beyond the burning need to scar share it with y'all.

Also? It makes the lava lamp story look like high-class literature, in comparison. Truly. Read with caution *g*

Chapter One: The Glow of Her Gifted Mouth )

So. Anyone need bleach? I have plenty on hand! :)

ETA: Because [livejournal.com profile] mecurtin asked, I went looking for the title/author/publisher: Bound and Blissful, by L.A. Mistral. Published by "Renaissance eBooks/Sizzler Editions". Here's the actual eBook Description:

eBook Category: Erotica
eBook Description: Made a Plaything for Pirates! Pirates were the last thing on Seville's mind when she boarded the cruise ship with her new lover, Karl. Then after several days at sea, she was captured by pirates and Karl just left her to her fate. Soon she found herself tied and bound, forced to serve the pirates lusts, learning to submit under their harsh punishments. She also discovered her orgasms as a slave were more awesome than any she had experienced before. Slowly she came to realize that she could escape the pirates, but she could never escape her need for the bondage that leads to sexual release.
mickeym: (pop_cramp!)
In re-reading (and tagging and locking) past entries, I found that on this date in 2005 there was an amusing discussion (and a lot of twitching) in my journal about that Best of the Best of Badfics, the Lava Lamp Story.

Me, personally, I think it should be required reading for popslashers *g* Or anyone, really, but since the characters are pop boys, well. It's really special if you can find an idiot a victim someone really stupid someone to read it outloud at a gathering. Ahem.

The best addition to that entry, which I've copied here, came from Giogio, who listed the 15 phrases she never wants to see again, ever, even in badfic: )

So. Anyone have any additions to that list? *g* Or want to nominate their, *koff* 'favorite' off that list? Personally, I'm torn between #6 and #13 as my favorite ;)

ETA: For the love of Chris, people, don't read behind the cut if you're squeamish and eating! *g* I don't want to have to feel guilty about ruining anyone else's meals :)

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