it's almost Valentine's Day, how 'bout an expression of true...love?

[mickeym]

In re-reading (and tagging and locking) past entries, I found that on this date in 2005 there was an amusing discussion (and a lot of twitching) in my journal about that Best of the Best of Badfics, the Lava Lamp Story.

Me, personally, I think it should be required reading for popslashers *g* Or anyone, really, but since the characters are pop boys, well. It's really special if you can find an idiot a victim someone really stupid someone to read it outloud at a gathering. Ahem.



1. turgid meat pressing against the cleft of his cheeks
2. The musky manliness of Lance wafted up to JC's nose
3. The bulbous head of JC's dick
4. his wiry pubes scratching his upturned ass
5. pull his tumescent dick from Lance's clenching orifice
6. His massive member slick with Lance's insides
7. Chris' tight rosebud
8. effectively spearing himself on JC's probing digit
9. lapped up JC's essence
10. head of his bloated cock
11. The fiery cum which had erupted from his member a few moments ago was cooling in a liquid pool
12. dripping a steady river of precum
13. the piss slit belched forth its white treasure
14. their twin towers of terror began pulsating
15. began to lap up the intoxicating mixture as it continued to drain out of Chris' stretched hole.

So. Anyone have any additions to that list? *g* Or want to nominate their, *koff* 'favorite' off that list? Personally, I'm torn between #6 and #13 as my favorite ;)

ETA: For the love of Chris, people, don't read behind the cut if you're squeamish and eating! *g* I don't want to have to feel guilty about ruining anyone else's meals :)

Comments

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

What that says about me, I'm not quite sure :-)

I'm not sure either, but actually, I feel (pretty much) the same way. So, it says it about both of us ;)

Lance is concealing the fiery bulbous weeping throbbing Monster Dick Of Doom, just waiting for its moment to tear free of its leather prison and attack!!!

That? Needs to be a sig line, in the *worst* way *eg* Or at least the 'fiery bulbous weeping throbbing Monster Dick of Doom (MDoD)'. Oh, yes. :P

[nopseud]

That? Needs to be a sig line, in the *worst* way *eg* Or at least the 'fiery bulbous weeping throbbing Monster Dick of Doom (MDoD)'.

Ahaha! Now I want to comb through the story, collect every adjective used to describe Lance's dick, and make an icon.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Doooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! *sends major enabling vibes*

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I'm saying this but...DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIITTTTT. I WILL USE THAT ICON.

I think it says something about fandom that we all have our own lava lamp icons uploaded to use.

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

I think it says something about fandom that we all have our own lava lamp icons uploaded to use.

Indeed it does.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It says we're twisted highly creative! ;)