things that make you go 'huh?'

Matthew is playing Madden NFL 09 -- has been playing it all.freaking.day.

He's using the Cowboys as 'his' team ("they're the only GOOD team, mom!")...and I swear, there's no making this kid happy. He bitches if his team loses; if his team is winning, he bitches because the other team is playing so pathetically.

Meanwhile, he monologues the entire game to me -- just in case I miss the announcer's voice-over -- and talking about things I know nothing about.

Clearly, this is Hell.