I think I'm about ready to give up on the human race.

This is by way of elynross, and I'm taking my cue from her and putting the full text of this under a cut, so as not to drive traffic to the original, from The Onion opinion page (Link is http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-tell-ya-until-ive-had-my-morning-coffee-i-am-jus,17618/, if you want it to use when writing to The Onion staff.).

Warning: the text below the cut tag is a horrifying and probably triggering attempt at "humor," and the cut tag text, which is the title of the "opinion," is just the beginning.

( I Tell Ya, Until I've Had My Morning Coffee, I am Just A Rapist )

Isn't that just the funniest thing you've ever heard? /sarcasm

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okay, because we need to balance the awful with something good..

Go look at this spn art, by gnine.

Sam, Dean and Castiel and a green tentacle-y thing. (It's gen, it's adorable, it's totally work-and-family-safe, GO CLICK ON IT.)

I love all their expressions, especially Castiel's "why me?" *g*