king-size penises FTW!

I really love my flist. It brings me news, current events, fannish love, and best of all, entertainment.

As seen in a friend's post: Inside is the useful and interesting 'fact' that, apparently*, 1.5% of all home accidents are caused by king-size penis-related incidents. And really, having read this, why read anything more?

I am NOT going to Google this. Just, no. However, I would be fascinated to know of possible king-size penis-related accident-causing incidents, and wonder if you, dear flist, have any suggestions to offer as to how such a thing might occur? Should any of these suggestions happen to take fictional form, I would be charmed. Probably.

This 'fact' comes from the Large Penis Support Group, with chats and forums, topics of which include: 'Sex with a Large Penis', 'Underwear, Clothing and Appearance Issues (to show, not to show, etc)', 'The Healthy Penis' and more!

Now I'm wondering, d'you suppose Jared -- or Jensen, for the support! -- is a member?

matthew, and watching supernatural tonight

I tend, on a fairly regular basis, to forget (or just blank out, more likely) just how literal Matthew really can be. He does a lot better understanding stuff than he used to, so sometimes I forget.

Tonight was a shining example of my son's literalness:

( Cutting, because it does have some spoilers for tonight's ep. )