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I tend, on a fairly regular basis, to forget (or just blank out, more likely) just how literal Matthew really can be. He does a lot better understanding stuff than he used to, so sometimes I forget.

Tonight was a shining example of my son's literalness:

( Cutting, because it does have some spoilers for tonight's ep. )

Matthew and I just finished watching Die Hard. The highlight of watching this film with my kid?

When McClane says to the Deputy Chief whatshisname, "You're the one who just got butt-fucked on television" (or something to that effect -- "butt-fucked" was used), Matthew turns to me and says:

"What's butt-f'd mean?"

*headdesk*

I explained it. "M/f sex is penis-into-vagina; when two guys have sex, they use the anus (him: 'anus'? me: 'where you poop from'), thus it's called anal sex...butt sex...butt fucking. It's a very crude way of saying "you're screwed"."

The look on his face was pretty entertaining, but please God, or whomever is listening, I don't want to have another conversation like that any time soon. Good grief!