king-size penises FTW!

[mickeym]

I really love my flist. It brings me news, current events, fannish love, and best of all, entertainment.

As seen in a friend's post: Inside is the useful and interesting 'fact' that, apparently*, 1.5% of all home accidents are caused by king-size penis-related incidents. And really, having read this, why read anything more?

I am NOT going to Google this. Just, no. However, I would be fascinated to know of possible king-size penis-related accident-causing incidents, and wonder if you, dear flist, have any suggestions to offer as to how such a thing might occur? Should any of these suggestions happen to take fictional form, I would be charmed. Probably.

This 'fact' comes from the Large Penis Support Group, with chats and forums, topics of which include: 'Sex with a Large Penis', 'Underwear, Clothing and Appearance Issues (to show, not to show, etc)', 'The Healthy Penis' and more!

Now I'm wondering, d'you suppose Jared -- or Jensen, for the support! -- is a member?

Comments

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

Jared's not just a member, he owns the company! :D

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

*snortlaughs* Probably so. Good call! *g*

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Bloodyhell, your icon!

I'm guessing that these 'home accidents' are zipper-related?

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

*avoids member jokes carefully*

Also, I cracked up when I clicked on it and the most recent comment was from "Jared1".

[azephirin.livejournal.com]

I am trying to envision what these sorts of accidents might be. Like, oops, sorry, I turned around and knocked that glass off the table with my penis?

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Well, the boys had to tell John something when he walked in on them. "First my pants fell down! And then ... I tripped!" "Yes. My pants also fell down." "And Sam's dick fell in your ass?" "... it's very large. The projectile-to-target ratio is, uh. Yes. Accident."

[roseganymede.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. Yeah, Jared's totally a member. And I want stories of their household accidents...

Jared's a ginormitron bumbling puppy klutz anyway. What kind of danger might his peen cause in the home?

Let's brainstorm!

1) Jared's morning wood has been known to knock over the lamp on the nightstand when he stumbles awake in the morning.