only my kid

[mickeym]

Yesterday I was telling Matthew about the bizarre dream I had, and when I was done he said, "You have weird dreams. I just have sex dreams." I blinked at him and said oookay, thanks so much for sharing, and then added that he needed to make sure he changes his sheets regularly if he's having those sorts of dreams... and he says "why?"

Which then, of COURSE, led me to having to explain what wet dreams are. *facepalm*

So today he says to me, "you know how you were telling me yesterday about having an orgasm while you sleep?"

I said, "Don't even finish that sentence, I don't want to know."

Cue him laughing so hard he snorted.

I might have to kill him. Anyone up for helping me dispose of the body?

Comments

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

*collapses in giggles & dies*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

GO AHEAD AND LAUGH. YOUR DAY IS COMING!!!! *g*

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Don't remind me!

[kitanabychoice.livejournal.com]

Randomly, I love your Adam icon. ♥

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

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[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Yup. That sums it up pretty well.

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

OMG!! Well, at least he's QUITE open with you. LOL

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

There are days he's a little *too* open with me. *rolls eyes* But I guess I'd rather have that, than never know anything going on with him. I guess. *g*

[kitanabychoice.livejournal.com]

Yep, not having kids. XD

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN! *plants tongue firmly in cheek*

It actually IS, most of the time. And then there are the days that result in EPIC *facepalm*

[leighm.livejournal.com]

Just what you wanted to know, I'm sure.

Boys are so ick sometimes. Lol.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Right up at the top of things I wanted to know about my kid. *g*