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mickeymYesterday I was telling Matthew about the bizarre dream I had, and when I was done he said, "You have weird dreams. I just have sex dreams." I blinked at him and said oookay, thanks so much for sharing, and then added that he needed to make sure he changes his sheets regularly if he's having those sorts of dreams... and he says "why?"
Which then, of COURSE, led me to having to explain what wet dreams are. *facepalm*
So today he says to me, "you know how you were telling me yesterday about having an orgasm while you sleep?"
I said, "Don't even finish that sentence, I don't want to know."
Cue him laughing so hard he snorted.
I might have to kill him. Anyone up for helping me dispose of the body?
Which then, of COURSE, led me to having to explain what wet dreams are. *facepalm*
So today he says to me, "you know how you were telling me yesterday about having an orgasm while you sleep?"
I said, "Don't even finish that sentence, I don't want to know."
Cue him laughing so hard he snorted.
I might have to kill him. Anyone up for helping me dispose of the body?
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