Jared. Oh, my god, JARED.

[mickeym]

I know y'all have probably already seen these. I think they popped up during that last hour I was at work. But just in case there's a few of you out there who haven't seen them (and SO many thanks to leighm and aynslee for pointing me toward them, GOD):


and






How is it possible he doesn't think he's sexy? HOW? (And okay, they really didn't need to airbrush his moles and whatnot out. But he's still just. GOD. *flails*





Jesus GOD, Jared.

I am so, so, SO dead, now.

Comments

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT FATHOM HOW HE DOES NOT REALIZE JUST HOW HOT HE IS IT BOGGLES THE MIND!

And god yes I HATE how they airbrush his moles it is a CRIME but I'm currently too high of the OMFG NRGUHHHHH to come down to kick some people!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Dude, he literally makes it difficult for me to breathe, looking at these pictures. O_O

Not to mention I *seriously* want to lick his armpits. Like, just. I keep STARING AT THEM, and yeah. Welcome to my secret shame.

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

I can't breathe I just can't so I totally understand!

There is nothing shameful I repeat NOTHING SHAMEFUL in loving HIS ARMPITS!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It's not just the loving, though. It's the whole wanting to bury my face there and lick, and just. *covers face*

And my kid just about busted a gut laughing at me when I tried to explain why I thought it was sexy (the armpit. I left out the licking part *g*).

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh I get it I do and trust me I understand because I've thought about it. Oh have I thought about it.

I just want to sniff and mouth and lick and...*bows* welcome to my now not so secret shame can I set it next to yours?

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

Not to mention I *seriously* want to lick his armpits. Like, just. I keep STARING AT THEM, and yeah. Welcome to my secret shame.

OH GOD, ME TOOOOO, LSKJLKJ!!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It's actually kind of comforting to realize I'm not alone in this...fetish. Or whatever it is. :)