Jared. Oh, my god, JARED.

[mickeym]

I know y'all have probably already seen these. I think they popped up during that last hour I was at work. But just in case there's a few of you out there who haven't seen them (and SO many thanks to leighm and aynslee for pointing me toward them, GOD):


and






How is it possible he doesn't think he's sexy? HOW? (And okay, they really didn't need to airbrush his moles and whatnot out. But he's still just. GOD. *flails*





Jesus GOD, Jared.

I am so, so, SO dead, now.

Comments

[munibunny.livejournal.com]

I was having a crappy morning and you've totally cheered me up. Thank you!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

BELIEVE ME, it's my pleasure. *g*

[thehighwaywoman.livejournal.com]

O_O

I just. Good God, Jared. Mother of mercy.

O_O

*licks screen*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I can't stop staring. And fantasizing. And did I mention staring? *stares*

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT FATHOM HOW HE DOES NOT REALIZE JUST HOW HOT HE IS IT BOGGLES THE MIND!

And god yes I HATE how they airbrush his moles it is a CRIME but I'm currently too high of the OMFG NRGUHHHHH to come down to kick some people!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Dude, he literally makes it difficult for me to breathe, looking at these pictures. O_O

Not to mention I *seriously* want to lick his armpits. Like, just. I keep STARING AT THEM, and yeah. Welcome to my secret shame.

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

I can't breathe I just can't so I totally understand!

There is nothing shameful I repeat NOTHING SHAMEFUL in loving HIS ARMPITS!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It's not just the loving, though. It's the whole wanting to bury my face there and lick, and just. *covers face*

And my kid just about busted a gut laughing at me when I tried to explain why I thought it was sexy (the armpit. I left out the licking part *g*).

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh I get it I do and trust me I understand because I've thought about it. Oh have I thought about it.

I just want to sniff and mouth and lick and...*bows* welcome to my now not so secret shame can I set it next to yours?

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

Not to mention I *seriously* want to lick his armpits. Like, just. I keep STARING AT THEM, and yeah. Welcome to my secret shame.

OH GOD, ME TOOOOO, LSKJLKJ!!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It's actually kind of comforting to realize I'm not alone in this...fetish. Or whatever it is. :)

[aislinn-tredor.livejournal.com]

LOL, when I click the cut Jared's crotch is at centre screen ^,^

He looks so great, and yeah, no moles! >.<

THE MOLES ARE SEXY DAMMIT!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

The moles are TOTALLY sexy, and whoever airbrushed them out should be spoken to harshly and then whipped. Or something.

*stares at the pictures some more*

...I'm sorry, was I saying something? :)

[vickita.livejournal.com]

Hooooooly fucking hell.

There is nothing not to like about these. Guh.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Dude, I opened the original link, and said (outloud!) "Jesus fucking Christ!" and my son -- who is sitting on the opposite couch, playing PS2 -- looks up and says "you okay?"

HAH. Um, no.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

whyfore do they airbrush the pretty, Kim? why?

and yet, he is still pretty pretty.

also? YOU ARE LOVELY! You sent me a card. *smooches you all up* (I was migrainy when I got it and so didn't thank you then)

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Sarah, he's beyond pretty. He's broken my brain, swear to god. Second time in a week. Or however long it's been since the whole TVGuide thing started. GOD.

*smooches you back* I did :) You sounded kind of pitiful; I wanted you to feel better.

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

Christ, Kim.

I share your secret armpit shame.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

One of these days, Donna, he's going to kill me. Honestly, I'm not sure my 40yr old heart can handle this *g* I mean, GOD.

[leighm.livejournal.com]

I love his moles. wtf? *pouts* I hate when they do that.

He's just very perfect and uh, I can't think any more.

*flails*

I can't type either. I'm writing thank instead of think.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

His moles are wonderful, and I hate that they took them out. I've been having some trouble with that whole typing thing, too *g* Once again, death-by-Padalecki. Weirdly, I can't bring myself to mind too much. :P

[fpvs.livejournal.com]

Yeah... That there is all man! :D

*falls off chair and drowns in a pile of drool*

[azephirin.livejournal.com]

O HAI JARED.

I would sort of like to bite his arms.

*hides face in shame*