for Terri, that special kind of crack

[mickeym]

"We've been seeing a lot of each other, and, well--the guys are starting to, y'know." Chris stopped and looked up, looked at poor Lamp, staring back forlornly, not a lava bubble in sight. He sighed. "Look, I'm not saying we have to stop seeing each other. Just, they're getting weird. Always asking me if I'm okay, and stuff. I just think we should tone it down a little."

Lamp bubbled then, a big colorful, sinuous burst of movement, and Chris sighed. "It's not you, okay? It's me. Or them. Really," he lowered his voice, "I think they're kinda jealous. Of what we have."

A couple more little bubbles drifted upward, but Chris thought Lamp seemed dimmer than usual. He really hated the thought of hurting Lamp like this, and moved closer. It's base was warm, so warm against his fingers, and Chris smiled when Lamp bubbled enthusiastically as he stroked all around the silvery bottom. "Okay, it was a stupid thought. They'll just have to learn to live with it. With us. Right?"

Lamp seemed brighter all of a sudden, the colorful bubbles within floating peacefully up and down. Chris nodded. That was definitely a good sign.

AndthentheyhadsexandlivedhappilyeverafterforeverTheEnd!


And now I think I'll go to bed. Job interview in the a of m, at eight. What was I thinking?!

Comments

[musiclover03.livejournal.com]

I have the perfect song to go along with that story.

Lava Lamp-by Duran Duran

In the half light of the evening
I can almost see you glow
Can tell by the way you're moving
Time may be right to let you know
You got many coloured halo,
The body of Venus, a babe rainbow
And if I come any closer I might fall into your silhouette
But the shape of things to come is constantly changing
So let it, so let it, so let it flow

La la la la lava lamp
La la la la lava lamp

Indigo, violet and blue
Can we meet where the edges blur?
Because I am coming at you
Like a bug eye heading for the burn
Truth is I can't stay away
No, I wanna let you light my volcano
And maybe it's just in my imagination
But you never know
Because the shape of things to come is constantly changing
So let it, so let it, so let it flow

La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)
La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)

La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)
La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)

So let it, so let it, so let it...
La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)
La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

[darkseaglass.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Scarred.for.Life. *falls over in fit of giggles*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

*laughs helplessly*

Yup, we're all insane. And headed for hell!