fuck my life

This is my weather forecast for the next 36 hours or so:

Issued by The National Weather Service
Louisville, KY
3:29 pm EDT, Sat., May. 1, 2010

... DAMAGING WINDS AND ISOLATED TORNADOES POSSIBLE TONIGHT...

STRONG TO SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS ARE EXPECTED TO DEVELOP LATE TONIGHT ACROSS PARTS OF ARKANSAS AND WEST TENNESSEE AS LOW PRESSURE DEEPENS ACROSS ARKANSAS AND MOVES INTO THE WESTERN OHIO VALLEY.

THESE STORMS WILL FIRE ALONG AND EAST OF A COLD FRONT THAT WILL BE STRENGTHENING AS IT REACHES WEST KENTUCKY BY SUNRISE SUNDAY.

STORMS ARE EXPECTED TO INCREASE IN STRENGTH AFTER MIDNIGHT TONIGHT AND WILL LIKELY PRODUCE DAMAGING WINDS AND POSSIBLY ISOLATED TORNADOES... MAINLY TO THE WEST OF INTERSTATE 65 ACROSS CENTRAL KENTUCKY AND SOUTHERN INDIANA.

RESIDENTS OF SOUTH-CENTRAL INDIANA AND CENTRAL KENTUCKY ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY ABREAST OF THE LATEST FORECASTS AND BE PREPARED FOR SEVERE WEATHER AND FLOODING PROBLEMS TONIGHT AND EARLY SUNDAY.

The bold part? That's me. West of I-65.

Okay, back to Big Bang. Which I am backing up religiously on both my computer AND my stick drive, just in case power goes down. (Laptop is charged up.)

DONE DONE OMG I'M DONE!!

Done, finished, submitted!



I feel like I should add: I started at 2p this afternoon with a word count of roughly 8100 words. So, y'know, I wrote 12,000 words in about nine and a half hours. *falls over dead*