I need new kid(s)
Apr. 22nd, 2011 08:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mickeymAgainst my better judgment, I said yes to letting Justin spend the night tonight. So then we decided to get Taco Bell for dinner. While IN the car the lovely boys started their usual schtick involving sex jokes and smart comments, which is ignorable, mostly, because I'm used to it.
But then. THEN...they say to me, "you should write a sex story about us! Matt and Justin, but you could change the names if you wanted, but it should be about us."
WHILE I WAS DRIVING, PEOPLE! Honestly, these kids are lucky I haven't killed all of us, yet.
Needless to say, my answer went something like HELL, no.
Jesus.
But then. THEN...they say to me, "you should write a sex story about us! Matt and Justin, but you could change the names if you wanted, but it should be about us."
WHILE I WAS DRIVING, PEOPLE! Honestly, these kids are lucky I haven't killed all of us, yet.
Needless to say, my answer went something like HELL, no.
Jesus.
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Date: 2011-04-23 01:47 am (UTC)oh man - adventures in parenting, anyone?
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Date: 2011-04-23 02:52 am (UTC)maybe they sekritly stay up late plotting these things just to mess with you...
i blame my craving for taco bell on you!
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Date: 2011-04-23 02:59 am (UTC)Could be worse, one of my old coworker's kids had this weird phase when he was 11 where he kept trying to get her to spank him, constantly. She was always all, "... NO?" I'd crack up at her later about how he's obv going to be into D/s and she'd be all, "NOT WITH ME HE ISN'T. WTF THIS KID WHAT."
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Date: 2011-04-23 03:27 am (UTC)I'm imagining your face at that moment. And your awesome driving skillz. :)
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Date: 2011-04-23 04:49 am (UTC)\o/
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Date: 2011-04-23 03:52 am (UTC)o.O
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Date: 2011-04-23 02:52 pm (UTC)But this story made me happy because I like hearing about how free of homophobia much of that generation is. :)