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Nov. 18th, 2010 07:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mickeymMatthew, coming up the stairs: Mom, I got a question for you.
Me: Uh-huh?
Matthew: What's sodomy? Do they mean penetration?
Me: Sodomy means anal penetration...
Matthew: OMG HE'S DISGUSTING!
Me: ...what? Who? What the heck are you watching??
Matthew: The morning news. They arrested some guy for rape and sodomy of a twelve year old girl and ten year old girl.
Then followed a conversation about why anal penetration is called 'sodomy'. *facepalm*
It's too friggin' early for a conversation like that, and we are OUT of diet pepsi.
Me: Uh-huh?
Matthew: What's sodomy? Do they mean penetration?
Me: Sodomy means anal penetration...
Matthew: OMG HE'S DISGUSTING!
Me: ...what? Who? What the heck are you watching??
Matthew: The morning news. They arrested some guy for rape and sodomy of a twelve year old girl and ten year old girl.
Then followed a conversation about why anal penetration is called 'sodomy'. *facepalm*
It's too friggin' early for a conversation like that, and we are OUT of diet pepsi.
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Date: 2010-11-18 08:59 pm (UTC)Matthew: OMG HE'S DISGUSTING!
...also, rape of a ten and a twelve year old girl is kind of disgusting as a stand-alone, but I'm sure he knows that.
Poor you, Kim. *lol*