from the annals of 'oh, shit, kids and sex'...

[mickeym]

In all my !!!!! over packing and the debate and everything last night, I forgot the share the absolute highlight of my day yesterday:

Matthew: "Every girl hates me."
Me: "...I doubt every girl in the wor--"
Matthew: "All the girls in my school hate me."
Me: "I seriously doubt it, honey. They're just like you: not sure what to say/do."
Matthew: "I don't want to die a virgin, mom."
Me: "...!!!..."

WE WERE IN THE CAR, people! I WAS DRIVING!

Seriously, it's a testament to my driving skills that I didn't wreck, because if there was anything I was expecting him to say? It wasn't THAT.

*headdesk*

Definitely need to reiterate the "always use condoms, always!" speech.

Comments

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww HONEY that's absolutely priceless! *smishes*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Want him for a while? 3-4 years, maybe? o_O

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

Well... if you're prepared for who you'll get back. Even my cats are jerks, which, I think, describes my parenting skills in a nutshell. *g*