!!!!!

I just want everyone to know that those vicious, horrible rumors about poisontaster being a NICE PERSON??

Totally not true.

*goes back to looking for bleach to scrub my eyes and brain with*

sharing the badness *g*

So, this is the evilness poisontaster tormented me with, last night. I'm passing it along because, like my subject line says, badness should be shared ;)

I feel the need to emphasize (repeatedly!) that I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I didn't buy it (though apparently it's published *somewhere*, for money), I have nothing to do with it...beyond the burning need to scar share it with y'all.

Also? It makes the lava lamp story look like high-class literature, in comparison. Truly. Read with caution *g*

( Chapter One: The Glow of Her Gifted Mouth )

So. Anyone need bleach? I have plenty on hand! :)

ETA: Because mecurtin asked, I went looking for the title/author/publisher: Bound and Blissful, by L.A. Mistral. Published by "Renaissance eBooks/Sizzler Editions". Here's the actual eBook Description:

eBook Category: Erotica
eBook Description: Made a Plaything for Pirates! Pirates were the last thing on Seville's mind when she boarded the cruise ship with her new lover, Karl. Then after several days at sea, she was captured by pirates and Karl just left her to her fate. Soon she found herself tied and bound, forced to serve the pirates lusts, learning to submit under their harsh punishments. She also discovered her orgasms as a slave were more awesome than any she had experienced before. Slowly she came to realize that she could escape the pirates, but she could never escape her need for the bondage that leads to sexual release.