I hate Viagra commercials

[mickeym]

Commercial, on the television: "Check with your doctor to make sure you're healthy enough for sex. Seek immediate attention for erections lasting longer than four hours."

Matthew: "I thought you WANT an erection to last. Why would someone go to the doctor?"

Me: *facepalm to eternity*

Comments

[nrrrdy-grrrl.livejournal.com]

I tried watching football with my dad and one came on. We were okay until they show a guy trying to toss a football through a tireswing and missing.

[miafeliz.livejournal.com]

Oh my... he's still such a kid. I can't imagine how miserable a man would be with an erection that long.

I hate those commercials too. Bah.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Whenever one of those commercials comes on my mother always says the same thing: "Just cut it off".

It's a lot funnier than it sounds.

[golden-bastet.livejournal.com]

Actually... it sounds pretty funny. (In context.) :D

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she's bitter but delightful. Like a big hunk of dark chocolate that screams at you in yiddish.

[spn-j2fan.livejournal.com]

My son is 14. I just said, "Seriously? Four hours? Any girl who doesn't scream 'OUCH!!!' is plastic and comes with assembly instructions." He walked away shaking his head and laughing. I didn't hear another word about it.

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

I'd say "Tell him to tape a ruler to it for four hours and try to go about his life," except if he's anything like my cousins...he would.

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. He could be auditioning to do ads for twice-daily Herpexia.

And that's a good thing.

[kitanabychoice.livejournal.com]

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