this... is perfect.
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mickeymMy friend Mickey (does that ever get confusing for y'all? *g*) send me this link; I spent the entire time I read it snickering out loud. (Names aren't named, but it's so totally about Weiner.)
I've Got To Hand It To Me
The whole thing is awesome, but the recap. Oh, my. *snickers some more*
Let me sum this up, because you are busy, powerful, reputable men. At least right now.
1. We know you’re male. We don’t need visual proof.
2. A woman isn't as excited by finding nudity in her in-box as she is by finding someone emptying the dishwasher while she has a glass of wine and watches “The Voice.”
3. The Internet is forever. Emails don’t just go away because you are powerful and reputable. Matter of fact, your photo-penis will travel further than a flight attendant.
4. You will be discovered because 9% of the American population is unemployed and has a great deal of spare time. If you’re in the government, fixing the unemployment statistic might be a little higher on your to-do list than sexting your new friends.
5. Even Silvio Berluscone hasn’t been caught sending pictures of his penis yet. Consider that you are now sleazier than the Prime Minister who gave us the phrase “Bunga Bunga party.”
6. Your power and your repute will be as nothing compared to the new fact that you dress left.
I've Got To Hand It To Me
The whole thing is awesome, but the recap. Oh, my. *snickers some more*
Let me sum this up, because you are busy, powerful, reputable men. At least right now.
1. We know you’re male. We don’t need visual proof.
2. A woman isn't as excited by finding nudity in her in-box as she is by finding someone emptying the dishwasher while she has a glass of wine and watches “The Voice.”
3. The Internet is forever. Emails don’t just go away because you are powerful and reputable. Matter of fact, your photo-penis will travel further than a flight attendant.
4. You will be discovered because 9% of the American population is unemployed and has a great deal of spare time. If you’re in the government, fixing the unemployment statistic might be a little higher on your to-do list than sexting your new friends.
5. Even Silvio Berluscone hasn’t been caught sending pictures of his penis yet. Consider that you are now sleazier than the Prime Minister who gave us the phrase “Bunga Bunga party.”
6. Your power and your repute will be as nothing compared to the new fact that you dress left.
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Date: 2011-06-15 11:39 pm (UTC)