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OHMYGOD. Matthew's been up on my computer because I'm down here on the laptop, and he just comes down the stairs and says "I heard this buzzing sound and I was looking around, and I opened a drawer on your desk and found this thing, and what is it?" So I asked him if it's lavender and he said "no, it's silver." (it's really lavender)... and he says "so what is it?" To which I said "it's a vibrator, Matthew." And he's all "what is it?" "it's a vibrator." "Huh?" "IT'S A SEX TOY OKAY?" "Ohmy GOD, Mother!"

Ahh, kids. Life is never, ever, EVER dull with them around.

*headdesk*

Date: 2009-08-20 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annella.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHA. That will teach him to go poking around in your desk! XD

Date: 2009-08-20 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annella.livejournal.com
Maybe if you start storing ALL your sex toys in there, he will get the picture. :D 'don't go through my stuff because you won't like what you find!'

Date: 2009-08-20 03:51 am (UTC)
ext_16765: (Jensen | crinkles & wrinkles & smiles)
From: [identity profile] arabella-hope.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHA - SORRY - AHAHAHAHA.



Date: 2009-08-20 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raynedanser.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahem.

Um. Yes. Marvin found mine once but I was able to distract him. Not sure I'll be able to again.

PS-
MOTHER?!?

Date: 2009-08-20 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gretazreta.livejournal.com
Oh man, that's classic.
I love so much that you just told him the truth. That's so great.

Date: 2009-08-20 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azephirin.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha, oh, Matthew. Be careful what you snoop for....

Date: 2009-08-20 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabularassa.livejournal.com
LMAO Oh boy!

Date: 2009-08-20 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twasadark.livejournal.com
OH. MY. GOD. I would have totally DIED if that happened to me!!!

Date: 2009-08-20 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zillahseye.livejournal.com
My friend's kid trying to use hers as a pen one day because I'd given her one of those Squiggle Wiggle Pens as a gift the year before. She couldn't figure out why it wasn't writing, so she yelled for her mom. Awkward.

Date: 2009-08-20 06:58 am (UTC)
ext_21612: (boy king)
From: [identity profile] britomart-is.livejournal.com
HA. I hope I was more discreet than that as a kid, I remember being paranoid about trying NOT to find anything of my parents' that would traumatize me.

Date: 2009-08-20 07:17 am (UTC)
nopseud: (strap-on -- nopseud)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
Hee! He deserves some payback for all the trauma he's caused you :-)

Date: 2009-08-20 08:14 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha. That's awesome.

Date: 2009-08-20 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deirdre-c.livejournal.com
Nightmare!!!! And yet... I must laugh! :D

(My four year old got in a drawer the other day and was trying on my lingerie as dressup. EEF.)

Date: 2009-08-20 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pocketfullof.livejournal.com
Hahahahahahahahhahaha! I found my mom's vibrator once. It was... disturbing. It did not vibrate at me, though, so your poor KID.

Date: 2009-08-20 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateyes085.livejournal.com
LMAO!

I'm sorry! It is too funny not to.

You poor thing.

Date: 2009-08-20 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolinarmalkshur.livejournal.com
That's hilarious!
So glad i don't have kids...............yet. haha

The horrified "Ohmy GOD Mother" made me LMAO!

Date: 2009-08-20 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemera.livejournal.com
heeee - that'll teach him to get into your stuff!

Date: 2009-08-20 12:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pensnest
I maintain that every mother who owns a vibrator will have this happen, one day. Heh. My daughter was four when she detected mine - merciful time has erased the memory from her mind. Sadly, I'm afraid Matthew is now SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Date: 2009-08-20 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azziria.livejournal.com
Thank you, I just spat tea over my keyboard...

Isn't having kids wonderful?

Date: 2009-08-20 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-cygnet.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahaha! Dude, so funny. think this will keep him out of your drawers now? At least with kids, they can ask you about it, with cats, not so much. They go exploring and say hey, new thing to bat about. :D

Date: 2009-08-20 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mkitty3.livejournal.com
My youngest son found my sister's HUGE blue dildo in a box of her stuff that's stored at my mom's house. He asked my mom what it was! She said it was part of a shelf. I DON'T EVEN KNOW! So she hides it and a few days later my older son comes upstairs with it and asks mom what it is. This time she tells him it is something to put fabric softner in and throws it in the washing machine!!!! Her lies are so random and off the wall, and YET. The boys totally bought them and went on about their business, no more questions. She insisted my sister get it out of her house right away. LOL

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