I cannot make this shit up
Aug. 19th, 2009 11:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
OHMYGOD. Matthew's been up on my computer because I'm down here on the laptop, and he just comes down the stairs and says "I heard this buzzing sound and I was looking around, and I opened a drawer on your desk and found this thing, and what is it?" So I asked him if it's lavender and he said "no, it's silver." (it's really lavender)... and he says "so what is it?" To which I said "it's a vibrator, Matthew." And he's all "what is it?" "it's a vibrator." "Huh?" "IT'S A SEX TOY OKAY?" "Ohmy GOD, Mother!"
Ahh, kids. Life is never, ever, EVER dull with them around.
*headdesk*
Ahh, kids. Life is never, ever, EVER dull with them around.
*headdesk*
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Date: 2009-08-20 04:57 am (UTC)Ahem.
Um. Yes. Marvin found mine once but I was able to distract him. Not sure I'll be able to again.
PS-
MOTHER?!?
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Date: 2009-08-20 05:14 am (UTC)I love so much that you just told him the truth. That's so great.
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Date: 2009-08-20 08:38 am (UTC)(My four year old got in a drawer the other day and was trying on my lingerie as dressup. EEF.)
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Date: 2009-08-20 10:27 am (UTC)I'm sorry! It is too funny not to.
You poor thing.
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Date: 2009-08-20 10:29 am (UTC)So glad i don't have kids...............yet. haha
The horrified "Ohmy GOD Mother" made me LMAO!
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Date: 2009-08-20 01:39 pm (UTC)Isn't having kids wonderful?
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