wherein I discover slash has ruined me completely

[mickeym]

The Other Child is over, and the boys are playing...something...on XBoxLive. Snippets of conversation:

"He's teabagging it!"
"You WISH it was your ball(s)."
"Now I'm going to teabag you; that's what you get."
"Somebody get me from behind."
"Dude, I just got ganged up on."
"Dude, they came at me with two big swords."
"Did you see how close I got?"
"C'mon, T, we can do this."

I'm sitting here snickering and wondering what those phrases would sound like to someone not totally perverted by slash fandom *g*

(Also? Really hope 'teabagging' means something else in battle jargon than what I understand it to mean. Oi.)

Comments

[maerhysetc.livejournal.com]

LOL! I've listened in on some similar conversations and laughed myself silly because OH SLASH. *g*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It's really...enlightening to listen in when they've forgotten you're in the room. *g* Plus, highly entertaining :)