It isn't often I get one up on my kid...

[mickeym]

In all the frantic OHMYGODness of the homework disaster the other night, I forgot to share the one positive, absolutely hilarious (unless you were Matthew *g*) moment of conversation we had.

Him: Blah blah blah talking about something to do with the last SGA ep we watched.
Me: Oh! I was right about the actor who played (whoever the character was) on that ep, he did play the best friend in Ferris Bueller. Recycled actors!
Him: Recycled actors? Huh?
Me: When you see the small one-shot, or small-part actors show up here, there, on a lot of different shows.
Him: Like the guy on the SG-1 clone episode?
Me: Yeah, like him. Or, you know the episode where Jack comes out of cryo-freeze, and thinks he's 75 yrs in the future, and there's a female scientist, doctor, who ends up being a Tok'ra?
Him: *frowns* Yeah...I think so...
Me: Well, that actress also plays Ellen, on SPN.
Him: Really?
Me: Oh, yeah. And MAN, she's *hot*.
Him: *staring suspiciously at me* Hot...like, she's a friend you think is good-looking, or hot like that l-word? (imagine him making "L" noises, trying to remember the word...)
Me: Lesbian?
Him: Yeah! Hot like a friend, or hot like a lesbian, like you would date her?
Me: Oh, I would totally date her. I might have a girlfriend some day.
Him: HOW DID WE GET STARTED ON THIS CONVERSATION?? I'M EATING!
Me: *dissolves into a fit of laughter*

Comments

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Oh, that poor boy.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

'That poor boy', my ASS. *g* 99 times out of 100, it's going to be "POOR KIM!" :P

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

You're so evil. But yes.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

The occasional payback is SO SWEET. *g*

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA

[benitle.livejournal.com]

Haha, too funny that Sam actually WAS on *THE* L Word once. Playing a, well, lesbian. *g*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Was she really? OMG. *drools* See, and personally? I think she's one of the hottest women around. Ellen, too *g* I'd totally do Ellen. *koff*

[rainbow.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahaha!!!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed. *g* Nice that occasionally karma comes around in my favor on these sex-related conversations!

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

HEEEEE! *tackleglomps*

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

That'll teach him to tell you he doesn't want to die a virgin.

[azephirin.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, oh, Matthew. Now you know how your mom feels! :)

[pensnest]

You have to understand, Mothers Can Never Have Sex!!!

Hee.

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

l noises.

I Love You!!!!

I would so love to have Samantha talk dirty to me. hmmmm yeah

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

Ellen *is* hot. And I am fairly zero(ish) on the Kinsey scale ;)

[fpvs.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Poor Matthew.