really, God? really??

[mickeym]

Matthew and I just finished watching Die Hard. The highlight of watching this film with my kid?

When McClane says to the Deputy Chief whatshisname, "You're the one who just got butt-fucked on television" (or something to that effect -- "butt-fucked" was used), Matthew turns to me and says:

"What's butt-f'd mean?"

*headdesk*

I explained it. "M/f sex is penis-into-vagina; when two guys have sex, they use the anus (him: 'anus'? me: 'where you poop from'), thus it's called anal sex...butt sex...butt fucking. It's a very crude way of saying "you're screwed"."

The look on his face was pretty entertaining, but please God, or whomever is listening, I don't want to have another conversation like that any time soon. Good grief!

Comments

[pyroblaze18.livejournal.com]

*hugs you*

I am highly amused and horrified for you.

But, you handled it excellently!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

These kinds of conversations with Matthew always make me giggle.

<3

[pensnest]

Hee. Yes. It's easier when they're three - you get to explain things in nice, easy words. But good for you - far better for him to know what this sort of thing means than just to fling words around and decide that they're dirty in consequence so that when he learns what they mean, he already thinks it's disgusting. And good for Matthew for asking for clarification.

The kid's reactions are always the fun part!