for Terri, that special kind of crack

[mickeym]

"We've been seeing a lot of each other, and, well--the guys are starting to, y'know." Chris stopped and looked up, looked at poor Lamp, staring back forlornly, not a lava bubble in sight. He sighed. "Look, I'm not saying we have to stop seeing each other. Just, they're getting weird. Always asking me if I'm okay, and stuff. I just think we should tone it down a little."

Lamp bubbled then, a big colorful, sinuous burst of movement, and Chris sighed. "It's not you, okay? It's me. Or them. Really," he lowered his voice, "I think they're kinda jealous. Of what we have."

A couple more little bubbles drifted upward, but Chris thought Lamp seemed dimmer than usual. He really hated the thought of hurting Lamp like this, and moved closer. It's base was warm, so warm against his fingers, and Chris smiled when Lamp bubbled enthusiastically as he stroked all around the silvery bottom. "Okay, it was a stupid thought. They'll just have to learn to live with it. With us. Right?"

Lamp seemed brighter all of a sudden, the colorful bubbles within floating peacefully up and down. Chris nodded. That was definitely a good sign.

AndthentheyhadsexandlivedhappilyeverafterforeverTheEnd!


And now I think I'll go to bed. Job interview in the a of m, at eight. What was I thinking?!

Comments

[darkseaglass.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You win at LIFE.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

*bows* thank you, thank you. *g*

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

ahahahaa!!!

It's the return of Cramp!!!!

*pets* Good luck in the morning.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Cramp, the pairing that should never, EVER happen... ;)

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Seriously. We can only hope. Not. :-D

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

::falls over!::

Best of luck on that a.m. thing.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Thanks *g* And dude, I love that icon. The colors! So very cool :)

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Thank you sweetie!
I hope that things are getting better.

[jewelianna.livejournal.com]

eeee! Because they're in LavaLove!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Isn't it kinda scary, how quickly this whole crack thing gets out of control? *g*

[musiclover03.livejournal.com]

I have the perfect song to go along with that story.

Lava Lamp-by Duran Duran

In the half light of the evening
I can almost see you glow
Can tell by the way you're moving
Time may be right to let you know
You got many coloured halo,
The body of Venus, a babe rainbow
And if I come any closer I might fall into your silhouette
But the shape of things to come is constantly changing
So let it, so let it, so let it flow

La la la la lava lamp
La la la la lava lamp

Indigo, violet and blue
Can we meet where the edges blur?
Because I am coming at you
Like a bug eye heading for the burn
Truth is I can't stay away
No, I wanna let you light my volcano
And maybe it's just in my imagination
But you never know
Because the shape of things to come is constantly changing
So let it, so let it, so let it flow

La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)
La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)

La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)
La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)

So let it, so let it, so let it...
La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)
La la la la lava lamp (I'd love to turn you on)

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

[darkseaglass.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Scarred.for.Life. *falls over in fit of giggles*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

*laughs helplessly*

Yup, we're all insane. And headed for hell!

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

Vive le Cramp!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Oui, oui, m'mselle *smooch*

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

omigod. dude.


duuuuuuuuuuude. heh.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I live to serve. Or something *g*

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

haha well now the lamp story doesn't haunt me as badly now. ;)

[miafeliz.livejournal.com]

OMG!! This was the best thing ever. Man, I needed a laugh like this today. Loved it.

And good vibes for the interview in the ungodly a of m tomorrow.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Sadly, two months isn't the longest it's ever taken me to reply to comments :( But I'm going to catch up in the next week, if it kills me! :) Glad you got a laugh out of the crack *g*

[deliberatehips.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm a little dead. I tired to explain to a fringe popfandom friends about Cramp and she did not understand. How can you not!? They are so MFEO!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Maybe it helps that we smoked the crack beforehand? *g*

They really are MFEO (though, well, there are sparkly, glitterly lava lamps, in which case, it should be...Java! JC/Lava! *g*) Okay, yes, going now. *cough*

[nopseud]

Hee! Cramp becomes a genre!

Dude, I'm not sure whether I ought to be hosting more sparkly gatherings, or stopping completely for the sake of everyone's sanity :-)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee! Cramp becomes a genre!

People will bow down to you for thinking of such a perfect pairing name *g*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm not sure whether I ought to be hosting more sparkly gatherings, or stopping completely for the sake of everyone's sanity :-)

Ah, but see--this is what keeps us sane! Not just the crack (which I seem determined to spell 'crakc'), but knowing there are others out there who appreciate it just as much *g*

*smooch* *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*flails*

That was awesome!

Lamp bubbled then, a big colorful, sinuous burst of movement, and Chris sighed. "It's not you, okay? It's me. Or them. Really," he lowered his voice, "I think they're kinda jealous. Of what we have."

Yes! Yes they are jealous, Chris/Lamp 4 eva!!111!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I suck.

Good luck for the interview.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Oh, you don't suck *g* You enjoyed the Cramp bit, which was the whole point in the first place :)

*hugs tight*

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

And yet, I still clicked on the cut tag ....

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It's the combination of variables *g* Kim, Terri, Chris, implied perversity... how could anyone expect you NOT to click? ;)

[poetdiva28.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA! omigodthatwassocute! Why have I not seen any Cramp before? WHY?

Good luck this a.m. hon. I'm rooting for you over here. *hugs*

PS-This novel is eating my brain. Seriously.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Why have I not seen any Cramp before? WHY?

Probably because we hadn't yet ingested the copious amounts of crack necessary to cause the insanity *g*

*hugs back* How's the brain? And the novel? :)

[adelate]

[weeps with laughter] God, that's just. Fabulous!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *bows low* We aim to please ;)

[kirsten-lynch.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!!!!!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you *g*

I'm kinda scared how many people found it amusing *g* Maybe look for a Cramp take-over at some point? :)

[stellamira]

Oh my God, it's spreading! And am I weird thinking that this conversation actually made sense?

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It's spreading like a really scary spreading-thing *g* And nope, not weird at all--it made sense to me, too. Even if I did laugh the whole time I was typing ;)