is the universe is out to get me?

So, to start my day and prime me for my first day at work, this is how the first 20 min. of my being awake went:

1) I started my period and,

2) I slipped on some water on the linoleum in the bathroom and fell. I'm already getting sore and stiff, though I've swallowed some advil.

Please, God, let everything else from here just be GOOD. Please.