do not want

Apparently there's a stomach virus wandering around my neck of the woods, and apparently I've managed to catch it :(

Diarrhea, nausea, fatigue, weakness, muscle cramps/spasms/tremors. Do. Not. Want.

The worst part of this is I can't even just be sick in peace; I have to go up to Louisville tomorrow for that stupid unemployment seminar thingy. Can't miss it, or I forfeit getting my insurance at cost. *sigh*

Somebody send Sam and Dean with some chicken noodle soup and diet 7-up, please?