from the annals of 'oh, shit, kids and sex'...

In all my !!!!! over packing and the debate and everything last night, I forgot the share the absolute highlight of my day yesterday:

Matthew: "Every girl hates me."
Me: "...I doubt every girl in the wor--"
Matthew: "All the girls in my school hate me."
Me: "I seriously doubt it, honey. They're just like you: not sure what to say/do."
Matthew: "I don't want to die a virgin, mom."
Me: "...!!!..."

WE WERE IN THE CAR, people! I WAS DRIVING!

Seriously, it's a testament to my driving skills that I didn't wreck, because if there was anything I was expecting him to say? It wasn't THAT.

*headdesk*

Definitely need to reiterate the "always use condoms, always!" speech.

OMG tired

We're in WV, now. The definition of a 'long day'? Five hours of sleep the night before, drive an hour, work eight, drive another hour, finish last minute packing, load the car, bank, gas, and then DRIVE FOR ANOTHER FOUR HOURS. In the rain, even. *dies*

But we got here in time to watch SPN, the hotel recommended an awesome local pizza place that delivered, and now I have a comfy bed to go sleep in. Which I'm going to go do now.

Wincon-goers, I'll see y'all tomorrow :) *snugs*