No words that could even begin to describe this.

As cereta said, you really have to see it, to believe it. And even then...*shakes head*

I just...who in their right mind would think this is even remotely amusing? In any context? There are gag gifts, and then there are gifts that make you gag. This definitely qualifies as the latter.

Be sure to read the comments, because those have to be seen to be believed, too.