because this is my LIFE, people...
Oct. 1st, 2009 10:33 pmTonight was the night I said to Matthew, "I wish you'd watch Supernatural with me tonight, it's not as much fun without you."
*facepalm*
So Dean says his thing about the girl wanting him(them) to try on her panties, and I start squeaking and clutching at the pillow on my lap, and Matthew says, "WHAT'S HE MEAN? HE WORE HER PANTIES?"
I'm pretty sure I never expected to have to explain (however basically) panty kink to my 14yr old.
And then! THEN I HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT AN ORGY IS.
They don't talk about shit like this in the parenting books!
*facepalm*
So Dean says his thing about the girl wanting him(them) to try on her panties, and I start squeaking and clutching at the pillow on my lap, and Matthew says, "WHAT'S HE MEAN? HE WORE HER PANTIES?"
I'm pretty sure I never expected to have to explain (however basically) panty kink to my 14yr old.
And then! THEN I HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT AN ORGY IS.
They don't talk about shit like this in the parenting books!
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Date: 2009-10-02 02:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-02 02:43 am (UTC)Tell me, and make me believe it!
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Date: 2009-10-02 02:44 am (UTC)Because seriously. The panties thing? I was dying.
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Date: 2009-10-02 02:51 am (UTC)(I'm ignoring your giggling. :P)
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Date: 2009-10-02 08:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-03 08:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-04 03:55 am (UTC)I mean.
NOT LAUGHING AT YOUR PAIN.
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Date: 2009-10-04 04:05 am (UTC)Dude, if you ever want some serious chuckles? Check out the tag I used up above, "sex ed omg". I *guarantee* you'll laugh at my pain ;)