mickeym: (misc_calvin is horrified)
mickeym ([personal profile] mickeym) wrote2010-11-18 07:13 am
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how to wake up without caffeine

Matthew, coming up the stairs: Mom, I got a question for you.
Me: Uh-huh?
Matthew: What's sodomy? Do they mean penetration?
Me: Sodomy means anal penetration...
Matthew: OMG HE'S DISGUSTING!
Me: ...what? Who? What the heck are you watching??
Matthew: The morning news. They arrested some guy for rape and sodomy of a twelve year old girl and ten year old girl.

Then followed a conversation about why anal penetration is called 'sodomy'. *facepalm*

It's too friggin' early for a conversation like that, and we are OUT of diet pepsi.

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