Um, I'd answer, but then I'm propelled by guilt on every front, so take that with a whole bag of salt. And lighter fluid and a match, if you like.

Nah, seriously I'd do a stock answer--Sorry I hadn't gotten notice of your comment, thank you so much for reading (did you see what I did there?)--for simple comments, but put a thought or two into response to more meaty comments. Or at least I would because, see above, re: guilt.