I know y'all have probably already seen these. I think they popped up during that last hour I was at work. But just in case there's a few of you out there who haven't seen them (and SO many thanks to leighm and aynslee for pointing me toward them, GOD):


and


( Full sizes beneath the cut(s), and they're pretty big, so dial-up beware. )

How is it possible he doesn't think he's sexy? HOW? (And okay, they really didn't need to airbrush his moles and whatnot out. But he's still just. GOD. *flails*

( I already had issues with armpits; this really isn't helping. At all. )

Jesus GOD, Jared.

I am so, so, SO dead, now.