It feels like a poll day

[mickeym]

The other day I posted that I hate writing sex, which isn't exactly, completely accurate. What IS accurate is that I get frustrated trying to make each scene a little bit different than the last (and y'all, I have written a LOT of stories with a lot of sex in them. If you don't believe me, go check out Infinite Passions. Or hell, this story *g*). As nopseud so astutely pointed out, she and I probably used up our lifetime supply just writing Absinthe Makes. Joke. Mostly.

So, because I am infinitely curious, a poll about Writing Sex. Please to be filling it out, expanding in comments if/as needed, thank you :) (And feel free to point your friends this way, because I really am curious!)



[Poll #1108537]

Comments

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

A nice big poster of JC's dick! That is my suggestion :P I always make myself write the sex scene as I write the fic. I know if I have to go back later and add? Oh man, I will find every excuse to not have to write it.

[nopseud]

A nice big poster of JC's dick!

Now I want to put that in a story. I'm imagining JC's face when he walked into Justin's bedroom and sees the poster on the wall over the bed.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Justin would be all, "It's art! I thought you liked art!"

[nopseud]

JC: But...but...everyone who comes in here is going to know you have a giant picture of my dick on your bedroom wall!

Justin: Dude, who even comes in here but you and me?

JC: Well, there's Lynn, to start with!

Justin: First, my momma is very broad-minded and, like, totally appreciates art. And second, exactly, and I mean exactly, how does my momma know what your dick looks like?

JC: Oh, hey, wow! Look at that excellent use of light and shadow!

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU. This is the best thing that has ever been in my inbox.

[nopseud]

{adds it to the long, long list of stories I am never going to write}