*glomps you*

From one big woman to another I think you're fantastic and my heroine... not heroin... although you can be addicting.

I am fat, sexy, and lovable and I will kiss whomever I damn well please (as long as they're consenting) whenever and wherever I want to... and if they don't like it they can kiss my big fat ass.

*hugs, sneaky gropes and very obvious kisses* *with tongue*

*leaves laughing*